jett leighton [regrettably]

leighton,

do me a favor.

and please stay the hell away from me this year.

cordially,

violet abigail rossfields

sweet violet,

only because you asked so nicely -

hell no.

you don't want me to stay away, and you know it, love.

regrettably,

jett

jett

au contraire mon frere, you disgust me.

I mean it leighton. I've been practicing my hexing all summer.

and do not ever call me love again. can your stupid little half-blood brain comprehend that?

violet

violet,

i'll call you what i please, actually.

and i'm no stranger to hexes, i think i'll bloody well manage.

using the language of love, eh?

and you might want to untwist your pretty little panties so that you don't have an attack.

that would be a waste of your 'famous' beauty. wouldn't want nathanial to run scared.

jett

jett

my panties are none of your business. quit talking about them.

and when I'm done with you, you'll run scared at puppies, never mind a wand.

nate is three times the man you could ever hope to be.

violet

violet

i'll quite talking about your panties when you stop fantasizing about my ass.

i eat puppies for breakfast.

oh, yes, he is. because i'm a 1/2 vampire instead of 1/2 sniveling bitch.

jett

jett

mmm, cute. but this year, nate might have something you'll never have.

think he likes the taste of cherries? I might be ready- for him.

violet

what a shame, that your first time will be to a girl.

fuck you, violet.

jett

leighton

mmm, you would like to.

violet

i'm sure ebony was better than you'll ever be, love.

and if i'd wanted it, i could have taken it a long time ago,

i expect you to deny it, but we both know you're lying.

all my loathing,

jett